Aeroplane me Netaao ki Majekhori – Funny Joke

Question:“Ek Aeroplane Delhi se Mumbai jane me 120 min leta hai but Mumbai se wapas Delhi aane me sirf 2 hrs ???Ab dekhiye iske jawab me hamare Rajneta kya reply krte hai

Rahul Gandhi:“jate waqt petrol se jati h or aate waqt diesel se isliye..

Manoj tiwari:“jaanch committee banayege or mamle ki nishpaksh janch hogi..

Laloo- agar ham mantri hota to aisa nahi hota

Kapil Sibbal:“Isme jarur RSS ka hath hai..

Salmaan khurshid:“aate waqt koi handicapped pilot plan chala rha hoga..

Mayawati:“agar plan me hathi ki statue lagi hoti to aisa na hota..

Akbar Owaisi:“Delhi se Mumbai k raste me Gujrat padta hai, ye jarur Narendra Modi ki chal hai..

Manmohan Singh:”Madam se puchh kar batauga…

Nitish kumar-jab tak biharko vishesh rajya ka darja nahi mil jaega, aise ghotale to hote hi rahenge

anna-is mamle ki nishpaksh jaanch honi chahiye, aur jab tak sach samne nahiayega mai anshan karoonga

Baba ramdev-ye ho sakta hai ki pilot ne anulom-vilomna kiya ho isliye shaaree ki thakaan ke karan ek baar zyada time laga diya ho.Yog se theek ho jaega

Narendra Modi: Abe Chutiyo…. 2 hour = 120 minutes

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