One line Joke

“It’s never a good idea to keep both feet firmly on the ground. You’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

“Women should not have children after 35. Really, 35 children are enough.”

“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”

“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.”

“Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen.”

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish, and you saved yourself a fish, haven’t you?”

“A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

“I don’t have a beer gut. I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.”

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.”