Dhoni ka Aadhar Card – India Bangladesh Asia Cup Jokes

कोई आउट नहीं हो रहा था फिर धोनी ने पीछे से बोला

“आउट हो गया तो आधार कार्ड दिलवाऊंगा”

और फिर सारे एक एक करके आउट होने लगे 😂

What do Indians think about other countries?

  1. USA – Superpower
  2. England (UK) – Angrez
  3. Pakistan – Enemy
  4. Bangladesh – Illegal Immigrants
  5. Srilanka – Home of Ravana
  6. China – No Guarantee
  7. Japan – Technology / Earthquake
  8. North Korea – Crazy
  9. South Korea – LG, Samsung
  10. Australia – Racist
  11. Saudi Arabia – Strict / Orthodox
  12. Mongolia – Genghis Khan
  13. Mexico – Mafia
  14. Nepal – Hindu Brother
  15. Egypt – Land of Mummy
  16. Israel – Strong Friend
  17. Russia – Supportive
  18. Germany – Hitler
  19. France – Lovers Point
  20. Canada – Mini Punjab
  21. Brazil – Football
  22. Mauritius – Mini India
  23. Somalia – Pirates
  24. Afghanistan – Land Mines
  25. Kuwait – Rich / Oil
  26. Iraq – Unsafe
  27. Syria – Destroy
  28. Bhutan – Good Neighbour
  29. Romania – Vampire
  30. Spain – Tomato
  31. Scotland – Bagpipes
  32. Italy – Ferrari, Pizza, Pasta
  33. Nigeria – Fraud
  34. Netherlands – Milk
  35. South Africa – Nelson Mandela

Haryana ek Esa Rajya Se – Haryanavi Jokes

हरियाणा एक ईसा राज्य सै
जित पेट्रोल किलोमीटरां मै नीं
दिनां मै नापा जावै है…….
“लागदार परसुं ए तो भरवाया था….
2 दिन मै कुकर समड़ ग्या ?😜😜😜😜

Aankh ka Doctor – Funny Hindi Joke

आँख का डॉक्टर :
(एक महिला की आँखें चैक करते हुए)
डॉक्टर : मैडम….अपने पति को जैसे देखती हो वैसे देखो.
महिला : लेकिन क्यों ?
डॉक्टर : आँखों मे आई ड्राप डालना है.

Lalu PA or Lalu ki Beech Majedar Baartalaap

Lalu’s PA -sir there is a new problem.

Lalu-ka problem.?

PA: Ebola

Lalu: kon bola?

PA: koi nhi bola sir.Ebola

Lalu: arey kon bola be??modi bola ,rahul bola ki nitishwa bola

PA: aap samajh nhi rhe sir .ebola

Lalu: abey hm samajh nhi rhe ki tum pagla gye hoka ??bola kon manmohanba bola diya ka re.

Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form – Funny Joke

Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form. He did not know the meaning of Zodiac Sign.

He turned the page & saw that Manmohan had written Scorpio, so he wrote Innova..!!

Next one

….hilarious

Mayawati was also filling up a form. She did not know the meaning Of Zodiac Sign. She turned the page & saw that Sonia had written Cancer so she wrote Piles.!!