Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form – Funny Joke

Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form. He did not know the meaning of Zodiac Sign.

He turned the page & saw that Manmohan had written Scorpio, so he wrote Innova..!!

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….hilarious

Mayawati was also filling up a form. She did not know the meaning Of Zodiac Sign. She turned the page & saw that Sonia had written Cancer so she wrote Piles.!!

CBSE Papers leaked – Funny Joke

Election date – leaked

CBSE Papers – leaked

Apps data – leaked

Aadhaar data – leaked

Hamein chaiwala nahin, Plumber chaahiye… !!!

 

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Maths, Mohabbat or Ladkiya

“मैथ्स, मोहब्बत और लड़कियां

बेवकूफों की समझ में नहीं आते 😎

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Pados Wali Aunty – Funny Joke in Hindi

पड़ोस वाली आंटी डेढ़ घंटे से हमारे दरवाज़े पे खड़ी होकर मम्मी से बाते कर रही थीं . . .

लेकिन… बैठी इसलिए नहीं क्योंकि उन्हें देर हो रही थी

😂😂..😂😂..😂😂

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Aeroplane me Netaao ki Majekhori – Funny Joke

Question:“Ek Aeroplane Delhi se Mumbai jane me 120 min leta hai but Mumbai se wapas Delhi aane me sirf 2 hrs ???Ab dekhiye iske jawab me hamare Rajneta kya reply krte hai

Rahul Gandhi:“jate waqt petrol se jati h or aate waqt diesel se isliye..

Manoj tiwari:“jaanch committee banayege or mamle ki nishpaksh janch hogi..

Laloo- agar ham mantri hota to aisa nahi hota

Kapil Sibbal:“Isme jarur RSS ka hath hai..

Salmaan khurshid:“aate waqt koi handicapped pilot plan chala rha hoga..

Mayawati:“agar plan me hathi ki statue lagi hoti to aisa na hota..

Akbar Owaisi:“Delhi se Mumbai k raste me Gujrat padta hai, ye jarur Narendra Modi ki chal hai..

Manmohan Singh:”Madam se puchh kar batauga…

Nitish kumar-jab tak biharko vishesh rajya ka darja nahi mil jaega, aise ghotale to hote hi rahenge

anna-is mamle ki nishpaksh jaanch honi chahiye, aur jab tak sach samne nahiayega mai anshan karoonga

Baba ramdev-ye ho sakta hai ki pilot ne anulom-vilomna kiya ho isliye shaaree ki thakaan ke karan ek baar zyada time laga diya ho.Yog se theek ho jaega

Narendra Modi: Abe Chutiyo…. 2 hour = 120 minutes