ਬਾਪੂ ਪੁੱਤ ਨੂ phone krdaa – Punjabi Jokes

ਬਾਪੂ ਪੁੱਤ ਨੂ phone krdaa-:.
ਬਾਪੂ..- : ਪੁੱਤ ਕਿਥੇ ਆ?
ਪੁੱਤ-: Dear Father saab ਮੈ ਆਪਣੇ ਦੋਸਤ ਦੇ ਘਰ study ਕਰਨ ਆਇਆ… ਕੀ ਕਰਾ ? ਪੇਪਰ ਆ ਗਏ ਨੇੜੇ
ਬਾਪੂ -: (ਗੁਸੇ ਵਿਚ) ਉਹਹੁੁੁਹੁੁੁੁਹੁ… ਅੱਛਾ ਪੁੱਤ…
ਪੁੱਤ -: ਵੇਸੈ father saab ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿੱਥੇ ਹੋ?
ਬਾਪੂ-: 5 min ਸਬਰ ਕਰ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਦਰਸ਼ਨ … ਤੇਰੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਲਾਇਨ ਵਿੱਚ ਠੇਕੇ ਤੇ ਖੜਾ

Lalu PA or Lalu ki Beech Majedar Baartalaap

Lalu’s PA -sir there is a new problem.

Lalu-ka problem.?

PA: Ebola

Lalu: kon bola?

PA: koi nhi bola sir.Ebola

Lalu: arey kon bola be??modi bola ,rahul bola ki nitishwa bola

PA: aap samajh nhi rhe sir .ebola

Lalu: abey hm samajh nhi rhe ki tum pagla gye hoka ??bola kon manmohanba bola diya ka re.

Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form – Funny Joke

Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form. He did not know the meaning of Zodiac Sign.

He turned the page & saw that Manmohan had written Scorpio, so he wrote Innova..!!

Next one

….hilarious

Mayawati was also filling up a form. She did not know the meaning Of Zodiac Sign. She turned the page & saw that Sonia had written Cancer so she wrote Piles.!!

Lalu Ki Maachis nhi Jal Rahi – Majedar Joke

लालू: बेटा ये कैसी माचिस लाए हो. ससुरा एक भी तीली नही जल रही.

तेजस्वी: क्या बात करते हो पापा सब की सब चेक कर के लाया हूँ.


Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.

Tejaswi: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.

Aeroplane me Netaao ki Majekhori – Funny Joke

Question:“Ek Aeroplane Delhi se Mumbai jane me 120 min leta hai but Mumbai se wapas Delhi aane me sirf 2 hrs ???Ab dekhiye iske jawab me hamare Rajneta kya reply krte hai

Rahul Gandhi:“jate waqt petrol se jati h or aate waqt diesel se isliye..

Manoj tiwari:“jaanch committee banayege or mamle ki nishpaksh janch hogi..

Laloo- agar ham mantri hota to aisa nahi hota

Kapil Sibbal:“Isme jarur RSS ka hath hai..

Salmaan khurshid:“aate waqt koi handicapped pilot plan chala rha hoga..

Mayawati:“agar plan me hathi ki statue lagi hoti to aisa na hota..

Akbar Owaisi:“Delhi se Mumbai k raste me Gujrat padta hai, ye jarur Narendra Modi ki chal hai..

Manmohan Singh:”Madam se puchh kar batauga…

Nitish kumar-jab tak biharko vishesh rajya ka darja nahi mil jaega, aise ghotale to hote hi rahenge

anna-is mamle ki nishpaksh jaanch honi chahiye, aur jab tak sach samne nahiayega mai anshan karoonga

Baba ramdev-ye ho sakta hai ki pilot ne anulom-vilomna kiya ho isliye shaaree ki thakaan ke karan ek baar zyada time laga diya ho.Yog se theek ho jaega

Narendra Modi: Abe Chutiyo…. 2 hour = 120 minutes