Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form – Funny Joke

Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form. He did not know the meaning of Zodiac Sign.

He turned the page & saw that Manmohan had written Scorpio, so he wrote Innova..!!

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….hilarious

Mayawati was also filling up a form. She did not know the meaning Of Zodiac Sign. She turned the page & saw that Sonia had written Cancer so she wrote Piles.!!

Lalu Ki Maachis nhi Jal Rahi – Majedar Joke

लालू: बेटा ये कैसी माचिस लाए हो. ससुरा एक भी तीली नही जल रही.

तेजस्वी: क्या बात करते हो पापा सब की सब चेक कर के लाया हूँ.


Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.

Tejaswi: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.

Aeroplane me Netaao ki Majekhori – Funny Joke

Question:“Ek Aeroplane Delhi se Mumbai jane me 120 min leta hai but Mumbai se wapas Delhi aane me sirf 2 hrs ???Ab dekhiye iske jawab me hamare Rajneta kya reply krte hai

Rahul Gandhi:“jate waqt petrol se jati h or aate waqt diesel se isliye..

Manoj tiwari:“jaanch committee banayege or mamle ki nishpaksh janch hogi..

Laloo- agar ham mantri hota to aisa nahi hota

Kapil Sibbal:“Isme jarur RSS ka hath hai..

Salmaan khurshid:“aate waqt koi handicapped pilot plan chala rha hoga..

Mayawati:“agar plan me hathi ki statue lagi hoti to aisa na hota..

Akbar Owaisi:“Delhi se Mumbai k raste me Gujrat padta hai, ye jarur Narendra Modi ki chal hai..

Manmohan Singh:”Madam se puchh kar batauga…

Nitish kumar-jab tak biharko vishesh rajya ka darja nahi mil jaega, aise ghotale to hote hi rahenge

anna-is mamle ki nishpaksh jaanch honi chahiye, aur jab tak sach samne nahiayega mai anshan karoonga

Baba ramdev-ye ho sakta hai ki pilot ne anulom-vilomna kiya ho isliye shaaree ki thakaan ke karan ek baar zyada time laga diya ho.Yog se theek ho jaega

Narendra Modi: Abe Chutiyo…. 2 hour = 120 minutes

LaLu Yadav Gita par Hath Rakho – Funny Lalu Yadav Joke

वकील लालू से: “गीता पे हाथ रखकर कहो के…… ”

फनी लालू : “यह क्या, सीता पे हाथ लगाया तो कोर्ट में बुलाया. अब फिर गीता पे हाथ!!”


Lawyer to Lalu: “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… “

Funny Lalu : “Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!”

Modi Ji Visited a Government School – Modi Jokes

मोदी जी एक दिन सरकारी स्कूल के दौरे पर गए। क्लास में बच्चे शोर मचा रहे थे और टीचर गायब थे।
मोदी जी: बच्चों तुम्हारे टीचर कहाँ हैं?
बच्चे: वो तो कभी-कभी ही स्कूल आते हैं।
मोदी जी: फिर ये स्कूल कैसे चलता है?
बच्चे: जैसे आप देश चला रहे हैं।