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“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.”

“Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen.”

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish, and you saved yourself a fish, haven’t you?”

“A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

“I don’t have a beer gut. I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.”

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths.”