Dost:Teri biwi ne tujhe ghar se q nikala?

Dost:Teri biwi ne tujhe ghar se q nikala?
Santa:sale tere kahne par,usse chain gift ki thi iss liye nikala.
dost:chandi ki thi kya?
Santa:nahi saaikil ki.sone chandi wale hartal par hai.

Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko

Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,
Ye Khud School aa jayega
Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai.