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Son: Mom, yesterday when I was on the bus with dad, dad told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Good, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom I was sitting on dad’s lap

Father: Whenever I beat you at chess, you don’t get annoyed, how do you control your anger?
Son: I clean the toilet seat. With your toothbrush.

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. “All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?”
“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”

Son: No thanks, Dad. I know how many pockets I’ve got.

Teacher: You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.