Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
My wife accused me of being immature.
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
I just wrote a book on reverse
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
How do crazy people go through the forest?
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
Parallel lines have so much in common
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.