Joke

Doc: “After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately!”
Wife: “But Doc, this will seriously affect his hobby”
Doc astonished: “What in the world is the hobby?”
Wife: “Saving Money!”

Every Wife is a -Mistress- of her husband . . .
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-MISS- for one hour and -STRESS- for 23 hours everyday . . . !

Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!”
Husband (ghusay se): “Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!”
Wife: “Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!”

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon.

Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
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Barber: How short You would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi-)

Chintu: Papa What-s the Difference Between
Mother-s Tears & Wife-s Tears?
Father: Mother-s tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife-s Tears Affect your POCKET.

I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
“Amazing..66 years!” I said.
“What-s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?”
“Well, It-s like thisThe man makes all the big decisions and the woman just makes the little decisions.”
I responded, “Does that really work?”
“Oh, yes” he said proudly”66 years, and so far, not one big decision!”

Boy. Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho? Girl. Qki god ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai! boy. Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko “INTERNET” se download kiya hai..

Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai
“Honey”
Or
“Sweethear t”
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
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