Joke

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.

Difference between
POETRY & LECTURE
Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry”
&
anything said by wife is “Lecture”

Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,?
,
,
Doctr,-Aap unhe jagty mein bolne ka moqa dein¿:

Nobody teaches
volcanoes 2 erupt
tsunamis 2 arise
hurricanes 2 sway around
n
no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.!.!.!. =P ->

Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:
Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun
Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..
Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga? :

Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he
lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .
tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai
bivi kya hwa ..
Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei )

Shadi k pehly din husband k mobile may wife ka nam
My sweet wife
3 month baad
My wife
6 month baad
Home
1 year baad
Unkown No.
2 year ßaad
Wrong no:-

A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wifeand then accepts all her amendments!

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.