Frndz to a new married girl…

Frndz to a new married girl-“honeymoon ke liye kaha kaha gaye tm.”Girl-“goa,kulumanali,nainital,simla”.frndz-“kaya kaya dekha.”Girl-“cieling fan.”

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz…

Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge.

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiotstupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum..

Arz kiya hai….

Arz kiya hai….
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Fir na samajh aye to film gajni aur tere naam dekhlo

JOR SE CHALI HAWA

JOR SE CHALI HAWA AUR UDD GAYA PAPPU
PHIR, PHIR, PHIR
RUK GAI HAWA AUR GIR GAYA PAPPU.

A Guy Searching,

A Guy Searching,
These Keywords on Google:
“How to Tackle A Wife..”
Google Search Result:
“Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching..” =D =P

Woman Buys A New Sim

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
“Hello Darling”
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
“Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

bhikhari-beti 10 rupeye de do

bhikhari-beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he girl- are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li bhikhari-are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he

dost chahe kaisa bhi ho avara

dost chahe kaisa bhi ho
avara
pagal
diwana
lafanga
par jab usk sms milta h to chehre pe smile aati h.
Tab mehsus hota h-
tedha h par mera hai…

Khud ko buland kar itna ki

Khud ko buland kar itna ki himalaya ki choti par ja punch ,phir khuda tumse pucha abe gadha ab utrega kaise.