Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon,

Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!”
Husband (ghusay se): “Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!”
Wife: “Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!”

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy K…

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi-)

I met a man who had been married for 66 years.

I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
“Amazing..66 years!” I said.
“What-s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?”
“Well, It-s like thisThe man makes all the big decisions and the woman just makes the little decisions.”
I responded, “Does that really work?”
“Oh, yes” he said proudly”66 years, and so far, not one big decision!”

Boy. Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho?

Boy. Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho? Girl. Qki god ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai! boy. Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko “INTERNET” se download kiya hai..

Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala

Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai
“Honey”
Or
“Sweethear t”
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha






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