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Every Wife is a -Mistress- of her husband . . . .

Every Wife is a -Mistress- of her husband . . .
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-MISS- for one hour and -STRESS- for 23 hours everyday . . . !

Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon,

Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!”
Husband (ghusay se): “Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!”
Wife: “Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!”

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon.

Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.

Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
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Barber: How short You would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy K…

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi-)

Chintu: Papa What-s the Difference Between…

Chintu: Papa What-s the Difference Between
Mother-s Tears & Wife-s Tears?
Father: Mother-s tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife-s Tears Affect your POCKET.

I met a man who had been married for 66 years.

I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
“Amazing..66 years!” I said.
“What-s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?”
“Well, It-s like thisThe man makes all the big decisions and the woman just makes the little decisions.”
I responded, “Does that really work?”
“Oh, yes” he said proudly”66 years, and so far, not one big decision!”