सिसकता रहा मैं रातभर पर फैसला ना कर सका,
तुम याद आ रही है या… मै याद कर रहा हूँ…
वो क्या जाने, यादों की कीमत
वो क्या जाने, यादों की कीमत,
जो ख़ुद यादों को मिटा दिया करते हैं,
यादो का मतलब तो उनसे पूछो जो,
यादों के सहारे जिया करते हैं।
कभी उनकी याद आती है कभी उनके ख्व़ाब आते हैं,
कभी उनकी याद आती है कभी उनके ख्व़ाब आते हैं,
मुझे सताने के सलीके… तो उन्हें बेहिसाब आते हैं…
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
A recent study has found that women who carry
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
your ass jealous of the amount of shit
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
A mexican magician was doing a magic trick
A mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace
Just burned 2,000 calories.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.