इस गहरी रात में – Good Night Shayari in Hindi
इस गहरी रात में उनकी
याद का झोंका फिर आ गया,
हैं खुशनसीब हम बहुत कि
ख़्वाबों में उनसे मिलने का मौका फिर आ गया।
A man sits in a restaurant and cries.
A man sits in a restaurant and cries. The waiter comes and asks what happened. The man replies: “My wife told me that she wouldn’t talk to me for a month.” The waiter replies, “Oh no, that’s horrible!” Man: “Yes!!! (Sobs) Today that month is over.”
A wife hangs up after about a half-hour on the phone
A wife hangs up after about a half-hour on the phone. The husband is surprised, “Wow, that was quick – usually you women are at it for two hours at least!” “Yeah, well, it was a wrong number.”
My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married
My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
A man and his wife have to go to a doctor
A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?”
The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”
A scientific study discovered that women
A scientific study discovered that women with extra weight usually live longer than men who point it out.
Why is it called the PMS?
Why is it called the PMS?
Because the Mad Cow Disease was taken.
A wife got so mad at her husband
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.” He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”
My wife kept insistin
“My wife kept insisting I do macrame.Finally I shouted, ‘Knot again!’”