Salman : Mujhe Swagat nahi karoge ?
Jailer in Jodhpur Central Jail : ” Swag se karenge Sab Ka Swagath “
जोक्स और शायरी हिंदी में
Funny jokes,jokes,joke,santa banta jokes and fun jokes.
Salman : Mujhe Swagat nahi karoge ?
Jailer in Jodhpur Central Jail : ” Swag se karenge Sab Ka Swagath “
Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai
Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.
Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?
Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Election date – leaked
CBSE Papers – leaked
Apps data – leaked
Aadhaar data – leaked
Hamein chaiwala nahin, Plumber chaahiye… !!!
“मैथ्स, मोहब्बत और लड़कियां
बेवकूफों की समझ में नहीं आते
पड़ोस वाली आंटी डेढ़ घंटे से हमारे दरवाज़े पे खड़ी होकर मम्मी से बाते कर रही थीं . . .
लेकिन… बैठी इसलिए नहीं क्योंकि उन्हें देर हो रही थी


Sharad Pawar and Lalu Yadav giving a clean chit to Robert Vadra is like Rakhi Sawant and Poonam Pandey giving the ‘Sati Savitri’ award to Sunny Leone
Question:“Ek Aeroplane Delhi se Mumbai jane me 120 min leta hai but Mumbai se wapas Delhi aane me sirf 2 hrs ???Ab dekhiye iske jawab me hamare Rajneta kya reply krte hai
Rahul Gandhi:“jate waqt petrol se jati h or aate waqt diesel se isliye..
Manoj tiwari:“jaanch committee banayege or mamle ki nishpaksh janch hogi..
Laloo- agar ham mantri hota to aisa nahi hota
Kapil Sibbal:“Isme jarur RSS ka hath hai..
Salmaan khurshid:“aate waqt koi handicapped pilot plan chala rha hoga..
Mayawati:“agar plan me hathi ki statue lagi hoti to aisa na hota..
Akbar Owaisi:“Delhi se Mumbai k raste me Gujrat padta hai, ye jarur Narendra Modi ki chal hai..
Manmohan Singh:”Madam se puchh kar batauga…
Nitish kumar-jab tak biharko vishesh rajya ka darja nahi mil jaega, aise ghotale to hote hi rahenge
anna-is mamle ki nishpaksh jaanch honi chahiye, aur jab tak sach samne nahiayega mai anshan karoonga
Baba ramdev-ye ho sakta hai ki pilot ne anulom-vilomna kiya ho isliye shaaree ki thakaan ke karan ek baar zyada time laga diya ho.Yog se theek ho jaega
Narendra Modi: Abe Chutiyo…. 2 hour = 120 minutes
Lalu Saw A Donkey And Cat At Sonia’s House To Impress Sonia He Talk To Her In English.
Lalu: “ Madam, Your Ass Is Pretty But Your Pussy Is Simply Mind Blowing
Tsunami : T is silent
Honest : H is silent
Island : S is silent
Relationship : ‘DHOKA’ is silent