Best Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi – संता बंता जोक्स हिंदी मे

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi – (संता बंता जोक्स)

संता बंता काफी प्रसिद्ध जोक्स है . इनको आप आप अपने दोस्तों के साथ शेयर करके उन्हें गुदगुदा सकते है . तोह जल्दी से शेयर करिये अपने दोस्तों के साथ. Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi 


Father: How Dd You Find That Doctor Was Fake?

Santa: Because He Had A Good Handwriting. 😀

Hhahaha


A Tamillian Call Up Santa And Ask:
“Tamil Therima??”

Santa Gusse Se Pagal Ho Ker Bola:
“Aur Hindi Tera Baap..” 😀

Hhahaha


Santa Asked Sardarji: Why Manmohan
Singh Goes Walking at Evening Not
In The Morning??

Sardarji: “Arey Bhai Manmohan is PM not AM.” 😀

Hhahaha


Santa: Yaar Tum Her Waqt Sugar
Kyun Khaty Rehty Ho.?

Banta: “Meri Teacher Kehti Hen k
Aapki Shakal Jesi Bhi Ho,
Zuban Hamesha Meethi Honi Chahiye” 😀

Hahaha


Santa: Kal Raat 3 Ghante Tak
English Picture Ki CD Dekhi,
Magar Na Koi Tasveer Thi Aur
Na Hi Koi Awaz..

Banta: Film Ka Naam Kiya Tha Re??

Santa:
“PLEASE INSERT THE DISC” 😀

Hhahaha


Santa: Yaar ye Sciendan sahi kehty hen k Raat ko Dunya Gol Ghoom rahi hoti hai.

Banta: Haan Yar Sahi kehty hen.
Santa: Leken Hamen Pata Q nahi chalta?

Banta: Pagal Raat Ko Hum Andhery Me So Jo Rahy Hoty Hen To Pata Kese Chaly Ga..

Hahhaha


Santa Afsurda Betha Hua Tha..

Banta: Kiya Hua.?

Santa: Kal Meny Ek Larki Ko
Kaha K Me Aapke Piyar
Me Pagal Hun To Us Ny
2 Banday Bula Liye Mujhy
Pagal Khany Pohchany K Liye.
Bari Mushkil Se Jaan Bacha
Ker Bhaga Hun.. 🙁 😀


I Want To Kiss Uuu..

Larki Ghusse Se:
Tameez Se Baat Kero.

Tharki Santa:
OK, Uper Wale Ki Azeem
Kirpa Se, Qudrat Khubsurti
Se BHari Hui Sundar Naari..
Ye Saaf Dil Wala Tharki Pappu
Tumhary Laal Lall Honton Pe
Chumma Lena Chahta Hai.. 🙂
,
Chal Ab Jaldi Se Chumma De De
QK Is Se Ziyada Tameez Se
Me Baat Nahi Ker Sakta.. 😀

Hhahaha


  • Santa: Jab Se Tum Meri
    Zindgi Me Aai Ho Tab Se
    Meri Cigarette Aur Paan
    Ki Aadat Chhut Gai Hai.

    Girlfriend: Sachi..
    Tum Mujh Se Itna Piyar Kerty Ho. ?

    Santa:
    Kamini Tere Chakkar Me Ab
    Mere Pass Kuch Khridny K Liye
    Paise Hi Nahi Bachty.. 🙁 😀

    Hahhaha


  • Santa: Yaar Maa K Aansu Aur Wife K Aansu Me Kiya Farq Hai.??

    Banta:
    Maa K Aansu Dil Per Asar Kerty Hen

    Aur

    Wife K Aansu Jaib Per Asar Kerty Hen.. 😀

    Hhahaha


Santa: Pareshan Q Lag rahy ho??
Banta: Haan Yaar Tabiyat Kharab hai, Dil Me Takleef Hai.
.
Santa: Doctor ko dikhaya ?
Banta: Dr. Khan ko Dikhane ja raha hun.
.
Santa: Dr. Khan to Dimag ka Doctor hai.
Banta: Haan Yaar Meri Bimari Wohi Theek karega.
.
Santa: Tu Pagal hai kya?
Heart ki Bimari k liye Paglon
k Doctor ko Q Dikha raha hai?
.
Banta: Arey Tune Nahi Suna,
“Dil To Pagal Hai” 🙂

Hahahha


Santa: Pareshan Q Lag rahy ho??
Banta: Haan Yaar Tabiyat Kharab hai, Dil Me Takleef Hai.
.
Santa: Doctor ko dikhaya ?
Banta: Dr. Khan ko Dikhane ja raha hun.
.
Santa: Dr. Khan to Dimag ka Doctor hai.
Banta: Haan Yaar Meri Bimari Wohi Theek karega.
.
Santa: Tu Pagal hai kya?
Heart ki Bimari k liye Paglon
k Doctor ko Q Dikha raha hai?
.
Banta: Arey Tune Nahi Suna,
“Dil To Pagal Hai” 🙂

Hahahha


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