One line Joke

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”

A mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back.

What’s Blonde and dead in a closet?

The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995.