TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
Joke
Funny jokes,jokes,joke,santa banta jokes and fun jokes.
Anil & Sunil both are in love with Geeta and want to marry her
Anil & Sunil both are in love with Geeta and want to marry her.
She is confused.
She goes to an astrologer, asks:
“Anil and Sunil are both in love with me, please tell me who will be the lucky one?”
Astrologer:
“Anil will be the Lucky One.
Sunil will marry you … “🤣😂😅😀😀😀😀
🙏🏻
Dhoni ka Aadhar Card – India Bangladesh Asia Cup Jokes
कोई आउट नहीं हो रहा था फिर धोनी ने पीछे से बोला
“आउट हो गया तो आधार कार्ड दिलवाऊंगा”
और फिर सारे एक एक करके आउट होने लगे 
😂
What do Indians think about other countries?
- USA – Superpower
- England (UK) – Angrez
- Pakistan – Enemy
- Bangladesh – Illegal Immigrants
- Srilanka – Home of Ravana
- China – No Guarantee
- Japan – Technology / Earthquake
- North Korea – Crazy
- South Korea – LG, Samsung
- Australia – Racist
- Saudi Arabia – Strict / Orthodox
- Mongolia – Genghis Khan
- Mexico – Mafia
- Nepal – Hindu Brother
- Egypt – Land of Mummy
- Israel – Strong Friend
- Russia – Supportive
- Germany – Hitler
- France – Lovers Point
- Canada – Mini Punjab
- Brazil – Football
- Mauritius – Mini India
- Somalia – Pirates
- Afghanistan – Land Mines
- Kuwait – Rich / Oil
- Iraq – Unsafe
- Syria – Destroy
- Bhutan – Good Neighbour
- Romania – Vampire
- Spain – Tomato
- Scotland – Bagpipes
- Italy – Ferrari, Pizza, Pasta
- Nigeria – Fraud
- Netherlands – Milk
- South Africa – Nelson Mandela
Haryana ek Esa Rajya Se – Haryanavi Jokes
हरियाणा एक ईसा राज्य सै
जित पेट्रोल किलोमीटरां मै नीं
दिनां मै नापा जावै है…….
“लागदार परसुं ए तो भरवाया था….
2 दिन मै कुकर समड़ ग्या ?
Tu Manne Bhav kyu na Deta – Haryanavi Jokes
वा न्यू बोली:-तु मन्नै भाव क्यूँ नी देता
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मखा #बैंगण से मुँह आली…बात सुण
#बालका तै चाय
और
#छोरीयाँ तै भाव
कम ऐ देणा ठिक रहया करे….
Aankh ka Doctor – Funny Hindi Joke
आँख का डॉक्टर :
(एक महिला की आँखें चैक करते हुए)
डॉक्टर : मैडम….अपने पति को जैसे देखती हो वैसे देखो.
महिला : लेकिन क्यों ?
डॉक्टर : आँखों मे आई ड्राप डालना है.
Lalu PA or Lalu ki Beech Majedar Baartalaap
Lalu’s PA -sir there is a new problem.
Lalu-ka problem.?
PA: Ebola
Lalu: kon bola?
PA: koi nhi bola sir.Ebola
Lalu: arey kon bola be??modi bola ,rahul bola ki nitishwa bola
PA: aap samajh nhi rhe sir .ebola
Lalu: abey hm samajh nhi rhe ki tum pagla gye hoka ??bola kon manmohanba bola diya ka re.
Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form – Funny Joke
Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form. He did not know the meaning of Zodiac Sign.
He turned the page & saw that Manmohan had written Scorpio, so he wrote Innova..!!
Next one
….hilarious
Mayawati was also filling up a form. She did not know the meaning Of Zodiac Sign. She turned the page & saw that Sonia had written Cancer so she wrote Piles.!!
Mayawati ne kiya Lalu Ke Ghar ka Dora
Mayawati Laloo ke ghar elephant ke sath aayi.
Laloo – Bhaiswaa ke sath aaye ho ??
Mayawati – Dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Laloo – Dhatt pagli , hum elephantwa se puch raha hoon